Sunday, December 15, 2013

Oink, Oink

Cellist Alisa Weilerstein, in an official publicity photograph.

As may easily be observed, the photograph has been photo-shopped to death: the artist’s stomach has been significantly reduced in order to give the illusion that she is of normal weight. (That chunky backside should have been photo-shopped, too.)

The S.S. uniform is, I think, a nice touch. It instantly tips off everyone that this woman is to be avoided at all costs.

And I LOVE the zippers.


  1. Goodness, Andrew, are you sure the stalker's subject has not himself become a stalker?

  2. I am merely making fun of this foolish woman; I find the material too good to pass up.