Gosh! Who knew? I stumbled upon a blogger today who claimed that you claimed to claim Chicago as your home, while some other subomphalosian thinker confidently identified you as "really a woman" - AND,believe it or not, I found out this morning that I, Danen Rubbra, am not who I think I am but that I am actually YOU, Andrew!
(And I had thought the Andrew Patner curse had long evanesced!)
Well then, I looked in the mirror and saw this man staring incredulously back.
So, the cat's out of the bag, Andrew: everyone knows now that you are really 60 years old!
Being 60 years old is quite a feat, given that my mother just turned 65 and my father just turned 67. How my older brothers managed to come into existence, God only knows.
I believe you are referring to the weirdo from London, David Nice, as well as our stalker from Springfield, Oregon, Amy Adams. Did you follow the links on Josh’s blog, and see all the online comments Amy Adams has been entering under your name? Many, many more such links will be published in due course.
Of more recent provenance, Amy Adams, among other things, has been amending Wikipedia biographies, making defamatory statements about living persons—and listing me as the person that authored the defamatory entries.
Gosh! Who knew? I stumbled upon a blogger today who claimed that you claimed to claim Chicago as your home, while some other subomphalosian thinker confidently identified you as "really a woman" - AND,believe it or not, I found out this morning that I, Danen Rubbra, am not who I think I am but that I am actually YOU, Andrew!
ReplyDelete(And I had thought the Andrew Patner curse had long evanesced!)
Well then, I looked in the mirror and saw this man staring incredulously back.
So, the cat's out of the bag, Andrew: everyone knows now that you are really 60 years old!
Being 60 years old is quite a feat, given that my mother just turned 65 and my father just turned 67. How my older brothers managed to come into existence, God only knows.
ReplyDeleteI believe you are referring to the weirdo from London, David Nice, as well as our stalker from Springfield, Oregon, Amy Adams. Did you follow the links on Josh’s blog, and see all the online comments Amy Adams has been entering under your name? Many, many more such links will be published in due course.
Of more recent provenance, Amy Adams, among other things, has been amending Wikipedia biographies, making defamatory statements about living persons—and listing me as the person that authored the defamatory entries.